He’s less horrifying an option than Giuliani.

I heard about this earlier.

Guise...

He has so much respect for women. Tremendous respect. The best respect.

Someone compared him to William Stryker, the anti-mutant supervillain from Marvel, and I died

lmao

Is it somehow a slow news day?

A mother close to her child? Wow!

I would plotz if they just went “I don’t know her.”

SCROTUS-ELECT

Seattle’s Mayor has reaffirmed that it’s a sanctuary city.

Putin is a gotdamn supervillain.

I guess he’s not comfortable when he isn’t in his own bed. AW DIDDUMS.

There are valid problems to have with him but when I read that I was all “I liiiiive!” Now to see if he follows through.

We are going to be Russia Jr. soon.

LISPING GENITAL WART.

We’re taught that racism is bad, but not what it really looks like.

Not saying that to excuse her because she doesn’t deserve it. Just saying it to say it.

Plus, they probably see racism as something bad people do and no one thinks of themselves as a bad person, so they can’t possibly be racist even though they’re racist as fuck.

“My dick may not function but I have not lost my smile.”