“I’ve been on dates where I’m the one holding up the conversation, like Atlas.”

I’M SORRY HERE IT IS AGAIN

I’d posted this:

OH. MY. GOSH.

Dogs are so good.

[DELEEETE]

“We didn’t want you here anyway!”
 

Dying at the pic of him holding the paper.

“Whoever wins we lose.”

Fuck, I’m going to listen to this album again later.

🎶Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch...🎶

“She was written politically correct”?

I have some insecurity about my height, but not related to dating.

Park Chan-wook is one of my faves.

Neither this or Moonlight are opening here. D:

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To arrest Hillary!”

Right? Why is that a detriment?

Melania: HELP. ME.