I have some insecurity about my height, but not related to dating.

Park Chan-wook is one of my faves.

Neither this or Moonlight are opening here. D:

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To arrest Hillary!”

Right? Why is that a detriment?

Melania: HELP. ME.

[saves the second one]

Or a sniper trained on him with a tranquilizer dart.

He’ll be mad even if she softballs.

Garfield Fake Street.

I went from laughing to crying, then repeated.

“Meanwhile, Trump is continuing to claim that “voter fraud””

Crooked Hillary went back in time and gave them the idea to start parodying presidential debates. Pathetic!

I want to marry Jillian Holtzmann.

I am too. (I’m voting by mail though.)

That’s journalist David Gregory getting his life to Cee-Lo.

I’m just LOVING this “post-racial” society, y’all!

I’m worried for my parents. They’re American citizens and they’ve been here for a few decades but that won’t stop anyone from possibly attacking them.