Neither this or Moonlight are opening here. D:

I saw someone on facebook complain that Wan described the Aquaman movie as a “Swashbuckling adventure.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To arrest Hillary!”

Right? Why is that a detriment?

Melania: HELP. ME.

Hopefully it goes swimmingly.

[saves the second one]

Or a sniper trained on him with a tranquilizer dart.

He’ll be mad even if she softballs.

Garfield Fake Street.

Even using doors is beneath him.

I went from laughing to crying, then repeated.

“Meanwhile, Trump is continuing to claim that “voter fraud””

Unpopular opinion, but I don’t like this Superman. I find him irritating.

I know I’m supposed to love him because smiling and winking but nope.

Crooked Hillary went back in time and gave them the idea to start parodying presidential debates. Pathetic!

I want to marry Jillian Holtzmann.

I am too. (I’m voting by mail though.)

That’s journalist David Gregory getting his life to Cee-Lo.