He looks like he’d be one of Patrick Bateman’s brothers. Except Patrick would think he’s creepy.

Yes I have!

B-but Samira is supposed to be with ME! 

Luke and Jessica are one of my favorite comics couples but the way they portrayed it on the show was so disturbing to me that I’m ok if it doesn’t happen

“The Lame-Ass Super-Science”

“Of course he doesn’t phrase it that way because he’s a gibbering idiot, but I think even he’s not dumb enough to flat out mock shell-shocked soldiers.”

He insulted McCain, a former POW and Humayun Khan’s family.

I’d be outta that bitch like:

Donald Trump, who can’t flips out when people talking about his tiny hands and looked like he was going to have a heart attack when Clinton was talking about his finances, wants to talk about how veterans with PTSD can’t “handle” things.

I hate him.

OH DEAR GOD

So glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw this.

I’m crying.

WTF

Then she had the kindergartner killed.

How many times did that guy say “luxury exercise program”? 

He tried to defend against the tax evasion claims with “It’s a smart move!”

“First of all, Machado gained about 15 pounds.”

He has one of the great vocabularies. The best. You won’t believe what a great vocabulary he has.

“We’ll see whether he speaks to the journalists in this room after that interview.”

TBH