Then she had the kindergartner killed.

How many times did that guy say “luxury exercise program”? 

He tried to defend against the tax evasion claims with “It’s a smart move!”

“First of all, Machado gained about 15 pounds.”

He has one of the great vocabularies. The best. You won’t believe what a great vocabulary he has.

“We’ll see whether he speaks to the journalists in this room after that interview.”

TBH

I just know he’s going to cry “free speech.”

It might be, but he’s probably just a coward who did this for “lulz.”

Adaptation is one of my favorite movies, so clearly she and I are meant to be.

I’m so glad Mindy is doing more movies. 

A raffle? Not an automatic punch in the face?

When it’s a lady.

That was definitely concerning.

“ or during the State of the Union!”

If there’s one thing to not want in a president, it’s being prepared.

That reminds me. I saw a tweet suggesting that Clinton had some sort of “cough prevention machine” on during the debate.

Lord.

Oh gaaaawd. I think whatever the result is i’m just going to stay indoors for a few days after.

I only heard about it fairly recently.