I hate The Notebook so much but I like Gosling.

NOOOOOOO! D:

I want that mug!

- Get Dana Carvey and Chris Rock away from those other two!

I’m not even usually into romance-heavy movies, but yeah it looks good.

I never saw Crazy, Stupid, Love but I am actually looking forward to La La Land.

120 million? Wat

http://www.snopes.com/tom-hanks-backs-donald-trump-for-president/

I’m worried for my parents. They’ve been in the US for 33 years and are naturalized citizens but I don’t think any emboldened ill-doer will give a shit...

“ The rest of us schlubs have to hear “You have to have experience to apply for the job!” This motherfucker just waltzes right in.”

He won’t fulfill all or possibly any of his campaign “promises” but that doesn’t mean it’ll be hunky-dory.

“This reaction, my pals, is absolutely insane.”

I don’t spend a lot of time on Twitter but I follow Jen on Tumblr.

I just re-watched Her Story and it’s so good.

But Clinton is a lady. And so very ooooold.

“Men were telling the very pregnant me that I should avoid an epidural because it wasn’t really labor of you didn’t feel it all.”

Oh good grief.

BECAUSE HE’LL BE JUST SO GOOD FOR WHITE PEOPLE.

[drinks all the bleach]

I am cry.

My favorite thing is still when he called his wife “The Michael Jackson of Beyonce” in an interview. o_O