I’m worried for my parents. They’ve been in the US for 33 years and are naturalized citizens but I don’t think any emboldened ill-doer will give a shit...

“ The rest of us schlubs have to hear “You have to have experience to apply for the job!” This motherfucker just waltzes right in.”

He won’t fulfill all or possibly any of his campaign “promises” but that doesn’t mean it’ll be hunky-dory.

“This reaction, my pals, is absolutely insane.”

I don’t spend a lot of time on Twitter but I follow Jen on Tumblr.

I just re-watched Her Story and it’s so good.

But Clinton is a lady. And so very ooooold.

“Men were telling the very pregnant me that I should avoid an epidural because it wasn’t really labor of you didn’t feel it all.”

Oh good grief.

BECAUSE HE’LL BE JUST SO GOOD FOR WHITE PEOPLE.

[drinks all the bleach]

I am cry.

My favorite thing is still when he called his wife “The Michael Jackson of Beyonce” in an interview. o_O

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

Are we sure she hasn’t had any radioactive spider bites in her past?

OMG

SAME

Isn’t there supposed to be a Ringu vs. Ju-On soon, too? Well, Sadako vs...I can’t remember the other creepy long-haired ghost chick’s name off the top of my headd. I don’t need both of those bishes in one movie, tho.

“king joffrey”

Curse you, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson!

“Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange would be starring as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford”