I don’t understand why they did this AT ALL.

Miles Morales is 15.

I wish they’d cast a non-white actor but I ended up liking Holland.

I wear pants. I don’t wear makeup. And I prefer having shorter hair. OH NO.

Schumer has talked up their relationship in interviews before so it hasn’t been something completely from fans.

Team Tig.

My mom insisted we go. Then she covered my eyes for much of the runtime.

Je2us: Electric Booglaoo.

I forgot about this! Love ha!

I agree.

Dang, Megan Fox.

I’M STEALING THAT BRUCE WILLIS THING

When the malevolent aliens come, I hope he’s among the first to go.

RIGHT?

“#arrogantshithead”

DRAG HIM!!

He probably made advances and she refused.

“I personally just can’t see the worth of orchestrating something like this on Amber’s side because he’s the well loved talented guy and she was already seen as gold digger.”

“terror‐stricken mouse‐person”

I happen to think she’s attractive. And yes, she’s funny which adds to the appeal.

I’m going to do a jig when Polanski and Allen croak.