I hate Felicity and Friends so much.

She had potential to be an interesting character but...haha...

Breakfast burritos? Cheesy crust? Bazillion potato chips? I’m hungry. :(

“BRB, gonna go shower until all my skin burns off!”

What a classy bunch!

The “oh no, she’s hot” way.

I couldn’t deal with Blanchett’s character in Carol.

Best tweet beat ever?

Maybe she forgot which movie she was filming?

I still think Skarsgard’s best role was in Zoolander.

Umbrellas? Pussies.

It didn’t make a ton of sense but I’m glad he did it...for science.

THEY’RE GREAT

“Brandi Glanville of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is dating Theo Von from Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour.”

All I remember clearly about the Superprettyboy aspect was his unnecessary shirtlessness.

This will probably piss you off. While filming Zookeeper’s Wife, Chastain posted pictures of herself hanging out with animals:

I want her, Tom Hiddleston, and me to be a thing.