Whatever, little kid.

Vicente Fox going AWF on the stupid wall gave me life.

“(not to mention, she think that when you die, the body leaves a sweet smell to let your family members know they’re in a good place or some fucking shit.)“

Or Apollo and Midnighter (aka my favorite couple in comics.)

Bats and Supes didn’t kiss ONCE.

True.

Why is there no gif...or video that could be made into a gif?

I didn’t consider iTunes. Thanks.

Arg, I’m so pissed that I can’t watch this show in full. (I don’t have cable or even a working tv.)

I can’t bring myself to watch “What’s Your Number?” despite the partial nudity.

Evans as Captain America gives me the vapors.

Sam Wilson is still bae but Mackie’s on my shit list. :p

He seems like a mess but I’m loving his pretend pettiness. Example:

I want to hang out with Bette Midler.

So Jack Antonoff is unpleasant too? Wait, is that his name?

Leto gives me the wig.

Oh my fucking god. If, heaven forbid, he makes it into office, how will he deal with REAL PROBLEMS?

And their periods attract bears. They’re putting entire courthouses in jeopardy.

Do you think anyone ever says to Malik, “Put a cork in it, Zayn”?

Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at it?

YES