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    I can’t bring myself to watch “What’s Your Number?” despite the partial nudity.

    Evans as Captain America gives me the vapors.

    Sam Wilson is still bae but Mackie’s on my shit list. :p

    He seems like a mess but I’m loving his pretend pettiness. Example:

    I want to hang out with Bette Midler.

    So Jack Antonoff is unpleasant too? Wait, is that his name?

    I thought it was St. Elsewhere?

    Leto gives me the wig.

    Oh my fucking god. If, heaven forbid, he makes it into office, how will he deal with REAL PROBLEMS?

    And their periods attract bears. They’re putting entire courthouses in jeopardy.

    Do you think anyone ever says to Malik, “Put a cork in it, Zayn”?

    Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at it?

    YES

    - I can’t imagine Jessica Chastain feuding with anyone. Small woodland creatures probably follow her around and birds probably sing to her.

    I’ve heard! I want to give it a shot.

    Did they have him go “LOL Changed my mind”? I didn’t watch Miracle Day so I can’t comment on it but for quite awhile he was in a relationship with one person. I liked seeing a bisexual character in a monogamous relationship. That doesn’t make him less bisexual, nor does fucking only men for awhile.

    Well being bisexual means you only KIND OF like your “gal pals” apparently.


    Bernadette Peters, especially. I wouldn’t want to fuck with her.

    Second of all, he’s not violent, he’s just “street.” He was born in Queens.

    Did 15-year-old Taylor Swift get a hold of Kardashian’s Twitter for the “fake friend” one??

    I don’t feel embarrased for her like I did for Tom Hardy.