I don’t feel embarrased for her like I did for Tom Hardy.

I say “CAN I PET YOUR DOG?” in my sleep.

I Googled this because I didn’t believe it and OMG.

Beat me to it.

You have it all wrong. It’s Batman vs. Superman vs. Wonder Woman’s Foot in Their Asses.

I looove Torres but even she couldn’t save that awful season.

I’m so tired that I thought Soledad O’Brien was trying to say she bought the baby.

I just saw this edit on Tumblr and I am dead:

Wonder Woman is most of the reason I’m going.

Oh nooo. That dog is all “Why would you do this, human?”

I’ll probably think “NOW KISS” at least once during Batman v. Superman. I did during the first trailer. I may have a problem.

Sanders as their first choice and Trump as their second?

Thank you, young lady!

Weren’t “Ploom” a thing awhile ago? I AM SO CONFUSED. WHERE AM I?

A bad season of The Wire is still better than a lot of other TV.

I don’t understand “boob-bearing” dresses like Olivia Wilde’s. How does one keep from having a...malfunction?

lol I know nothing about fashion. :/

I MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE

It’s also the sound effect Nightcrawler’s teleporting makes.