I say “CAN I PET YOUR DOG?” in my sleep.

I Googled this because I didn’t believe it and OMG.

Beat me to it.

You have it all wrong. It’s Batman vs. Superman vs. Wonder Woman’s Foot in Their Asses.

I looove Torres but even she couldn’t save that awful season.

I’m so tired that I thought Soledad O’Brien was trying to say she bought the baby.

I just saw this edit on Tumblr and I am dead:

Wonder Woman is most of the reason I’m going.

Oh nooo. That dog is all “Why would you do this, human?”

I’ll probably think “NOW KISS” at least once during Batman v. Superman. I did during the first trailer. I may have a problem.

There’s too much attractiveness in that first Civil War still.

Sanders as their first choice and Trump as their second?

Thank you, young lady!

Weren’t “Ploom” a thing awhile ago? I AM SO CONFUSED. WHERE AM I?

Haha, close. Out of Time, Captain Jack Harkness, A Day in the Death, and From Out of the Rain. Wait, that’s four. Still one hand though! heh.

I can count the episodes before Children of Earth that I thought were good on one hand.

A bad season of The Wire is still better than a lot of other TV.

I don’t understand “boob-bearing” dresses like Olivia Wilde’s. How does one keep from having a...malfunction?

lol I know nothing about fashion. :/