I wouldn’t talk to them either.

“You have to give death a chance”? That’s so metal.

Hero.

HAHA beat me to it. Damn. :p

You had me at “It’s Time For Jimmy Fallon to Stop”.

“Hopefully they will also hire women of color as well to help increase diversity in Hollywood.”

Same. And she’s talked about diversity before, so I’m hoping she puts her money where her mouth is.

My imaginary future wife is so smart <3

What is a Stassi Schroeder?

Add “ginger” and she’s speaking for me as well.

“sent me a Cthulhu valentine”

Hold onto him for dear life.

I wanted to set I Am Charlotte Simmons on fire but it was a library copy. :((

I don’t like his acting but LAWD HAVE MERCY is he good-looking.

“Star Wars’ John Boyega says he’s not ruling out a Finn/Poe romance.”

I’m also confused about Ben Affleck’s face:

ME TOO.

“An embrace from Maggie Smith almost certainly guarantees immortality,”

If you ignore the questionable accents, Steve Jobs is ok.