That I should kill myself because I’m so ugly and no one will ever want me. She wasn’t very creative but it did the trick for her, apparently.

Your dad sounds awesome.

My uncle has HIV and my mother refuses to talk to or see him.

Oh you!

That looks like what his response would be to Don Lemon’s existence too.

What adorable little shitheads. I want to hug them all!

Even if I at any point liked his music, I’d have stopped listening to it.

They’re just switching episodes with another one already in the can, aren’t they?

[DED] at all of them.

My voice goes all high-pitched when I’m around puppies.

I can’t deal with puppy barking.

[cries]

Haha, cute. :D

Give Otto a movie deal.

What is this power that Goldblum exudes?

Unfortunately, yes. :/

If I had a dollar for each time I’ve been asked to “Speak African” I’d have...many dollars.

So tired of hearing that.

If racism ever dies out it’ll be when we’re all long dead.

“so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.”

Whoa whoa whoa.