[DED] at all of them.

My voice goes all high-pitched when I’m around puppies.

I can’t deal with puppy barking.

[cries]

Haha, cute. :D

Give Otto a movie deal.

What is this power that Goldblum exudes?

Unfortunately, yes. :/

If I had a dollar for each time I’ve been asked to “Speak African” I’d have...many dollars.

So tired of hearing that.

If racism ever dies out it’ll be when we’re all long dead.

“so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.”

Whoa whoa whoa.

The little scamp! I’m sure the barista was outraged and reported it to their superiors.

Okay, that’s adorable.

My queen.

Can there be too much gay?

Throat, knees, and eyes are what I’ve been taught.

I think Hillary might have been feeling similarly in that pic.

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

“How would she react if the doctor presented her with the late-breaking news?”