He’s an evil asshole who doesn’t REALLY care about women and children.

Mike Huckabee is a garbage piece of shit.

#TeamNoOne

I hope it’s more like Priest’s run than anything.

Classiest mo’fo ever.

w/e, Serena Williams. I can totally do that shit.

I only listen to it if I find out that someone I like is on.

Her nickname and this story warm my heart.

I’ve never understood why so many people had/have the vapors over him.

Well there’s been no word of any nannies.

Nothing can kill my love for gingers. NOTHING!

I guess they didn’t learn what was in the flipping Confederacy’s constitution.

What I immediately thought of ^

“No word yet on whether Gavin will be seeking advice/temporary shelter from Matt Damon.”

IF WE MET TOMORROW FOR THE VEEEERY FIRST TIME

I would probably be upset if they did split, tbh.

“I’m a toe guy,” he said. “Your toes are fine.”

“kale cleanse frappuchino.”

It’s terrible. And Kate McKinnon is so not adorable and I’m not in love with her.

I exhibit no surprise.