Police/other authorities have managed to take suspects in alive in more dangerous situations than what this sounded like.

But there were cops in NY who couldn't handle a sleeping 7-year-old girl so whatever.

"Just smile and nod and maybe he'll stop talking soon."

Chronically single, so I'm not sure what qualifies as "strange." Let's see:

Haha, I'd probably do that if I had a pet. :D

I've only recently begun to tell them apart because I'm a big nerd and Teller is playing Reed Richards/Mister Fantastic.

"Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know."

Piper's term is only supposed to be 15 months, though right?

Elle Macpherson:

Katie Hopkins is the worst.

but still:

He suuuure does.

I getcha!

The only thing I like about Jeremy Clarkson is that he supposedly punched Morgan in the face.

Why is this show a thing?

Are there people who like Pornstache more than him?

I mean, I hate Larry but I hate Pornstache even more.

I hated her too.