Should have been fired...out of a cannon.

"Jeb Bush Not Happy for Gorgeous, Legally Wedded Lesbians "

The face Christian Bale is making in that gif is essentially my reaction to anything Palin says.

DAAAAAMN.

LOL It took me awhile to realize that.

"What are you up to tonight? Watching The Bad Girls Club with your sick cat?"

Bewm.

What a piece of shit.

"My sweet 16 year old son, Joshua Ryan Alcorn went home to heaven this morning. He was out for an early morning walk and was hit by a truck."

I bought it digitally the morning it came out then read it twice in a row. Love it. Can't wait for the next issue.

Yeah, I guess the Kingpin (and the Owl, I guess) are enough for season 1.

I hope Elektra shows up in a future season. (I know she was in the movie, but it barely resembled the character.)

"He's being completely honest and not shoving it down your throat."

Or President Superman of Earth-23.

"Robin Thicke, 37, brought his teenage girlfriend to a liquor store."

But why? :(

WE JUST LOVE A COMEBACK STORY

I thought that said "Christmas porno" and became frightened.

It's not the exact same thing but the stuff on that torture report was horrific.