"I'm tired of waiting. I'm going to teach it to love."

It is 2032. Jennifer Aniston has just been elected President. And the first question she gets from the press is, "So do you regret not having kids?"

Do comics count?

All I got from that was that Chewie is so hardcore only a celestial body could take him out.

I sort of wish he misspelled "cunt."

I'm sure I will be.

If you get married, can this be the cake?

His full name is Armand Hammer, so maybe he's taking it out on the kid.

OMG.

I want a doggie. :(

How very odd.

I don't blame her.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Why corgis, specifically?"

I'm hoping for that as well. He's going to be appearing in 6 or so episodes of her show before his miniseries.

Good. Good.

Bennet is SMOOTH.

OMG.

Oh, that is just too cute.

Don't get me started on Sparks either...or Franzen for that matter. (I dislike them for different reasons, heh.)

You can't just HAVE trials, person!