Why should tomorrow be at all different from the rest of the days I drink at work?

“John from Cincinnati ... meet Bill from Boston.”

The officer’s lawyer has released a statement saying his client “doesn’t know shit.”

As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.

You should give the mother a “Sophie’s Choice” scenario: pay full restitution and remodel the clinic and your son gets time served or, he can cool his vandalous heels for the full-20 in prison.

he can’t read yet

It is every upper-class person, man or woman, black or white, who feels like the rules don’t apply to them.

The officer didn’t see it coming. Was temporarily blinded by high beams.

I also say that at the beginning of relationships, but I’m usually handing them the TV Guide.

The people who complain about the dumbing down of the U.S. voted for the party that ensured it.

“Not bad. Now for the advanced lesson.”

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

I wasn’t being sarcastic. I think the guy is a cunt

Never going to happen. These paunchy rednecks aren’t revolutionaries. They’re old, middle-aged white guys who watch too much TV. These fucking guys are going to take on the U.S. military?? Fuck.

“I felt like if she felt like she had been raped, she would have told me,” Lavergne said.

NBA fans react to the news.

Jim Nantz is on his knees every second of every Masters.

Rudy Giuliani is not a good mayor... He’s a good mayor ‘cause his city was bombed. I like mayors whose cities weren’t bombed, okay?

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…

If D Rose turns out to be some criminal kingpin who has people killed to silence testimony and keep evidence secret and nevers plays one minute for the Knicks, trading for him is still a better move than the Bargnani deal.