It’s a line from the movie Midnight Run. Dennis Farina is a mobster whose lawyer keeps cautioning him about certain behavior. So he says, “Sidney, relax. Have a ham sandwich ... “

I am grateful to those ungreyed who comment back to me. It brightens my day and I try to do the same to others, even as a grey.

How about those of us who comment consistently, humorously and respectfully and still look like black and white TV?

Have a sandwich. Have a glass of milk. Some fucking thing.

And, unfortunately, Election Day.

I’m 54 and more familiar with the “commissioner” line. But I must admit I had not even known there was a second verse until today.

Another thing to consider is how much his “friend” really liked the winner because he was willing to wait out her reign to be with her. To me that says a lot about how they felt about each other, which is more important than how she looks in a bikini and heels and whether she can play “Heart and Soul” on the piano.

He’s the worst. In addition to being a spitter/sprayer, he often pauses for just a second or so and the guest begins to talk and he starts right up again, talking over them. He also has been struggling more frequently with the teleprompter. The other annoying thing he does is answer his producer in his earpiece out…

I was spitballing a little, but you may be right. I just know that he is younger than most who run for president and has similar stances to mine - kinda like the last guy who was in the Oval Office.

Idiot, moron and imbecile were at one time clinical medical terms to define range of IQ. Print dictionaries still list them and secondary and tertiary definitions.

The shrinking dick analogy is about as good as they get. Well done.

Please tell me your zombie miniskirted nun also was pregnant.

I just gave you a 16th star. Your comment deserves about 16,000.

One day at a time. And when days seem too long, break them into smaller pieces. The amends you’re making will provide such clarity and good will. Good luck.

He’s not an asshole. He gets shit from people because they’re jealous of his looks and his success. He is over himself, too. When he was nominated for Michael Clayton, an interviewer asked him what he thought his chances of winning were. He said, “Are you kidding? Did you see Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood?”

I have that daydream a lot. It would be even better if you could sneak a peek at their monthly mortgage statement, find out the balance and pay it off without them knowing so the next mailing they get from the bank is the title deed.

One thing in common between McDonald’s workers and some in the Trump administration: for many it’s their first job.

Both.

This is quite brilliant.