I pray I get the chance to one day throw a bottle at one of our ex-champions so I can be good like a Philthy fan.

We’ll live.

Tell us how Bryce is the immature douchebag blO’s fans

If only it were Chad Dukes

Actual show. I’ve heard the same. Many times.

Jesus... Just watched some videos. His pitches were clocked as fast as 104mph. Even saw a video of him striking people out while pitching from second base. Worth a look if anyone enjoys obscure pop culture/sports history

How do you remember Don Beebee but you don’t remember Leon Lett?

Vodka and blow always gets me there.

Good to see that even though Native Americans don’t give a shit avout the name Redskins, deadspin is keeping on keeping on. Won’t somone think of the sports bloggers??? Change the name!!!!

No, you’re right. Deadspin is the drunk one.

Yup. The umps are definitely in the bag for Harper. Please.

How much money is in it?

“Strasburg’s better!" *clap...clap...clap clap clap*

Way back when he used to respond to emails from fans. He actual gave me inside info on a John Wall injury that way. Told me that his shoes from Adidas were given him shin splits. Of course I’m a fan—not fucking Walter Cronkite or some shit—so I post it on a message board. He then emails me back, unprovoked, telling me…

The shitshow is well over buddy.

Let me guess, you're white?

Except for that whole leading the NFL in completion percentage last year part. And having the 8th highest single season completion percentage ever.

What’s wrong with the Skins upcoming season?

I thought his video game company already did that? No?

What’s up?