Whaaaaaaaaaaat? He celebrated a crucial home run in a crucial game? The bastard. The animal. How dare he?!?!

The Bryce hate in the comments is hilarious. Reminds me of when PTI does a local story and are clearly talking out of their ass (made doubly worse by the fact that they’re both local but that’s a story for another time). As someone who watches Bryce night in and night out, I honestly have no clue what some of you are…

Someone's feelings are hurt.

Oh please. Please give some more examples of Bryce acting like a toddler.

Because you don’t know what happened. All you know is he got tossed. You know none of the details.

What are you talking about? The entire dugout was chirping after the call. He singled out Harper out of everyone.

I think it's called fear.

BECAUSE HE CAN GODDAMMIT

The world is definitely due for a Rickey 30 for 30.

Absolutely. I'm 33. Probably one of the first sports phrases I can remember learning way back when.

Nice to see people finally get off the Redskins controversy nonsense and focus on the real culprits. Hopefully Chief Wahoo is next.

I mean name another Warren G song.

Didn’t see him after 3 tries so I just gave up.

Come on man.

It's in Chinatown

Had no idea that the dude from "She's Out of My League" now works at Deadspin

You do know how many Supreme Court justices there are right? Or am I missing the joke here?

Of course this theory was no where to be found when then Skins released their new stadium design. Instead we got more of the same about how the team from the most diverse, most educated area in the country is nothing but a racist shitbag.

Um well this is deadspin.com and they did post it so yes, because deadspin said so.

It's going to get even smaller when all the children of confused Washingtonian O's fans go with the hometown team.