Great googly moogly.

They needed to score 10 points in 1:12. The order of the TD and the FG does not matter. If they scored the FG there, they would be kicking off with approximately 1:06 remaining, and it would be a one possession game. If instead, they went for a TD at that time, there would likely be much less time remaining, and it…

That looks bad, but I think not taking Watson at #12 is worse.

You waste quite a bit of mental capacity on your theories

“Well at least he didn’t mention the spread.”

Hey, easy there Al! Who do you think you are, stealing my material from the Deadspin comment section? I didn’t spend all this time and effort getting ungreyed to see you hijack one of my jokes.

I really like Romo! He’s like a very excitable Labrador who speaks English and knows a shitload about football and can see the future before it happens but only if it’s football-related.

He’s damn good.

There’s not a single show you could watch if you paid attention to every fanboy tantrum. The sauce was a joke in one episode, and there’s no reason to avoid the whole series over it.

That’s a pretty dumb reason to discount a show.

Well, yeah. If you’re bound and determined not to enjoy the show, you should probably skip it

I started watching Rick and Morty 5 days ago. I’m almost done with season 3. They’re only 20 minutes an episode, and they go by quick. The humor is both random and smart. It’s not for everyone, but it’s been a while since I laughed this much from a TV show.

As someone who got into all three of those shows late, I can confirm it is worth it.

Honestly, if we had lost to Mexico, you might have a point. Mexico is a large country with well developed football leagues and tens of millions of fans to support them. But we are talking about losing to a country that has less than 1/2% of America’s population. Our Immigrant population has more Soccer fans than…

Oof, terrible take. You’re asking why a league that should be much better needs to fire the people in charge of its underachievement? The answer’s right there

It’s not just that Johnson wasn’t in the starting lineup...he wasn’t even named to the fucking TEAM!

Really? The US just failed to qualify for the World Cup. Just because those institutions are in place doesn’t mean much if they never culminate in anything meaningful. All you have to do is look at the ages of the starting roster during qualifications to understand where the problem rests.

The thing that is so infuriating about Gulati’s “you don’t make wholesale changes based off a ball being 2 inches either way” is that he is right, but in the wrong direction.

Kilometers, most likely.