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Coty Beasley
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If you work at a company where you can't be seen reading an article with the word "FUCK" in it: QUIT...NOW!

Man, I feel you. But like.....I kind of think it is? I don't mean to be needlessly gratuitous (most of the time), but if you asked me "is Microsoft really turning it around or is Microsoft really turning it the fuck around?" the answer is door number 2 no contest.

There is something inherently creepy about seeing photos from periods previously only seen in black and white as they now look more recent and as though they could've been happening a decade ago, rather than a century ago.

Can he move his neck?

This is a terrible Blade Runner remake.

...OK, full disclosure, I think this guy sounds amazing and would totally start a correspondence with him if I were single. He's an absurdly honest nerd with enough knowledge of history to make subtle Jonathan Swift references, who's so focused on not being a creeper that he recommends that interested ladies arrange

Ronnie Phone Home

I think every Apple announcement from now on should be summed up with an article like this and only this.

You have to understand Stephen Hawking's mind is literally trapped in a body that has betrayed him. Sadly, the only thing he can do is think. The things he's been able to imagine and calculate using the power of his mind alone is mindboggling. However, and this is a very important thing - he is still human.

Word. We tried fostering dogs to see if we could handle having one, but it was too much work. Dog runs, walks, constant need for attention...and the smell. Plus, that whole pick up the poop while it's still warm thing seriously grossed me out. Our cat's as big as a mid sized dog (shelter Maine-Coon mix). He fetches,