Never been a big fan of them, but I really like the Landfill joke from Beerfest (the one where he dies and is replaced by his previously unmentioned identical twin brother, who is inexplicably also called Landfill)

22 Jump Street would like a word

Yes, but what did they do with the drunken sailor, ear-lye in the morning?

Well maybe they just want to protect their poultry industry?

Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

Wow, idiots.

As soon as I read your comment, I knew it was written by a retard.

The hell does that have to do with anything?

My friend always tells me he will never own any “Jap Crap” like my Subaru.

Pretty offensive in more ways than one.

Oh, and always have to point out that my Subaru is still running every time I have to pick his ass up from the mechanics because his Jeep is down again. Or when I tow his ass out of a ditch... with my…

Look at the dork-ass layup my man throws in after successfully pulling off that move.

Hopefully it’s a Transit Connect ST with center exhaust, snowflake wheels and 4 Recaro bucket seats inside.

Counterpoint: I enjoyed that movie.

ok i forgive u

I’m always wearing a helmet on a track, regardless of rules.

counterpoint

God, respawn point campers are the worst.

Former Hyundai owner. I disagree. The only mechanical issue I ever had with my Hyundai was when it got smashed into oblivion by a pickup.

They’re actually 10th out of 27 for 2017.

Well, shit. Now I have to make assumptions on New England weather and change accordingly.