Cleveland Browns announce the hiring of new team doctor Alex Guerrero 

“Wait for it... the decisive moment”

I rode the bus while waiting for replacement parts.

No, the best time to travel for Thanksgiving is not at all.

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

AND it was a catch.

The body kit isn’t to my taste, but DAMN if I don’t want my BRZ to be targa-topped... That part of it makes me tingle in the right places.

Probably a good thing you wouldn’t hire them, I wouldn’t want to be hired by a company that doesn’t understand humor.

That’s why you preemptively rob your neighbors before they rob you.

What’s the worst that can happen?

They actually give you a high 100k salary.

Then you go and binge purchase all the stuff you ever wanted.

Then you get targeted by a jealous neighbor who then robs you.

Then you move to the wrong neighborhood.

Then you meet a person pretending to be your friend who then gets you hooked on…

G-G-Ghost Train!

It has to be an inside joke with the designers to see how much smaller they can make the rear window each year.

You’ll be able to safely view an eclipse through the rear window of a 2020 Mazda 3 hatch.

That is the correct answer for anything packaged in a sleeve.

? there was no joke. What I spoke was the truth and we all know it. They make way too much money off shark cards with little effort on their part. Why put the time and resources into making story DLC that will see a small window of sales for a set price?

1 sleeve = 1 serving

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Idea for new Jalopnik series: “Will it Rally?” Every disposable appliance car should be rallied. Scion IA, Chrysler Pacifica, Prius? Why not? Rally all the things!!!

$50-60k for a Civic is appropriate? lol...

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.