He’s not wrong:

For apples, please please please don’t give your dog cores. Seeds are not a good time, for anyone.

I got a couple stories from my grandfather but this is one of the first:

What’s the big deal? Ferrari hasn’t done a recall so why should they?

What’s the big deal? Ferrari hasn’t done a recall so why should they?

That was last year. ;)

The spider argument works for Ferrari owners, in particular.

And I got a rock.

I can’t find the commercial but it’s one where a Silverado slides down the boat ramp into a lake and someone says “that sunk fast”...”like a rock”.

Neutral: Did you buy a car in February? What did you get?

You are a wordsmith of the truth.

You are a wordsmith of the truth.

I approve this ranking...and I don’t even like mayo.

I approve this ranking...and I don’t even like mayo.

The most boring list imaginable is a mayonnaise sandwich list.

The most boring list imaginable is a mayonnaise sandwich list.

541 was my nominee yesterday and GOD DAMMIT I’LL STICK TO MY GUNS

541 was my nominee yesterday and GOD DAMMIT I’LL STICK TO MY GUNS

Are you having fun policing every comment in this thread?

DAMMIT

Shut up and take my star.

It’s a concern I’ve had all along that wasn’t fully realized until now.

Tom doesn’t give out automotive fellatio all willy-nilly.