It’s too early for me to read attempts at being punny.

It’s too early for me to read attempts at being punny.

While Batman may be the hero Gotham deserves but doesn’t need, I think Bernie is the hero we need but don’t deserve.

I’m jealous. I sat in traffic for over an hour as someone was flown out from a wreck (they cleaned up by the time I got there...but Jesus Christ) and all that I got was an angry state trooper telling me to “get the fuck back in the car” when I went to stretch.

Speed limit was 65 and he was doing 70, so no. But traffic routinely flows at 75 along there but nobody was going to try for it because it is technically speeding.

Wasn’t aware that Matilda was based on a true story.

Same. I had gone through generic Sears brands, American Eagle (horrible fit), Eddie Bauer (solid but boring), Lee (meh) and then I just stopped. Popped into the store just because and it was the only style that came in my size combination. It was meant to be.

Same. I had gone through generic Sears brands, American Eagle (horrible fit), Eddie Bauer (solid but boring), Lee…

I’m rocking Levi’s 541 Athletic Fit today.

I’m rocking Levi’s 541 Athletic Fit today.

It’s all I got.

Oh God...that first story.

My default setting for Explorer, due to the northeast’s obsession with SUVs, is “cop”.

Well, I have a friend who’s been looking at this segment for over a year. We laughed at the Compass before but dammit looks like there’s a test drive in the future.

I subscribe to the belief that anything to do with my car amplifies my rage.

Is it because it’s so random but specific?

Literally just told someone at work to kick rocks.

Nothing.

Shit...enthusiasts are the hipsters of the automotive world.

The letdown every time a car manufacturer does something counter to the enthusiast hive mind want.

I sent that queued up to my buddy just so I could go click the url at my leisure.

I thank you for typing that out because I lost my shit.