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“a WORST defense, and a WORST team...”

Sure, bro. Sure.

“they have had a worst defense, and a worst team”

See, that’s exactly the type of shit I was trying to warn Jordan about. Any sort of rational criticism is met with this type of crap.

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

this should be the tesla model Y

You’re confusing Torch with Tavarish. Tavarish is the one who flips old luxury cars...

And at a very typical age for schizophrenia to be manifesting.

Honda Element - will run forever, back seat has more legroom than any car I’ve ever seen (though it’s a pain to get into when in a parking lot with cars on either side due to backwards opening doors), inside is plastic - super easy to clean out and did I mention it runs forever?

3rd gen 4runner. It will go anywhere and probably never break. Perfect size to be totally easy to maneuver in a city, and fit everything you need to camp for a weekend.

This is a damn hipster problem. Wear those tight ass pants and kill your phone. Come over to the magical world of cargo shorts. I have room for my phone, a fax machine, a side of beef, a wallet, and interestingly enough, spare cargo shorts.

If I may be so bold...

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

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Yup, then follow it up with prison nutrition:

Let’s brainstorm some possibilities:...

In my opinion the Lexus GS falls into the category, too.

All these article and comments about Harambe, yet no mention whatsoever about The Movement #DixOutForHarambe? Inconceivable!