Christian Ponder.

No no, it was even worse: a “My apologies to those offended,” which is that infamous backhanded “I’m not actually sorry at all.”

You’ve completely misused this.

There is nothing smug about telling an asshole not to drive in the bike lane.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

Thus the circle continues

...just the tips.

Is no one going to point out Chuck Pagano getting cancer was the worst thing for this team, not because of his illness, but because it revealed the brilliance of Bruce Arians. The man who should have been coach, but couldn’t be promoted over the man who just survived a bout with cancer?

Meh. I think it’s simply a good marketing strategy. Their free Pokemon GO promo was basically the same idea. Make their service more enticing by providing free data for commonly used services. If they were charing more to use those services it’s one thing, but NOT charging isn’t a huge threat IMO.

That sounds like St. Louis.

Horses racing in a circle > Humans racing in a circle > Dogs racing in a circle >>> Indy 500

It’s because AT&T is incredibly greedy and people don’t want to switch to T-Mobile even though it’s improved.

These reader submissions were blander than the state of Indiana.

Honda EU2000i? Should have just upgraded to integrated version:

I just paid someone to pull weeds.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

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BUT ARE THEY GROUNDED TO THE GROUND?!

I look forward to a future post of yours that tells me how I can get “An Awesomely Futuristic BMW i8 For The Price Of A Nissan Leaf”

The much-anticipated BMW i8 is a technological quantum leap forward in terms of design, engineering, and performance. But above all, it’s a car to get people excited about cars again. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new ambassador of car culture.