Musk misspelled panel gaps as panel gapes in one of his tweets so no one has had the guts to correct him. They are just following his words.

I hear Elon personally tests each gap with his dick.

Came to say the same. The Cayman GT4 might just be the finest driver’s car on the market at present. 4.0L naturally-aspirated flat 6 making 414hp at 7600 rpm. And the sound, good god.

The Cayman GTS has the 6 cylinder 4.0 in it. Porsche took a lot of heat with the lame 4 cylinder and left the 6 cylinder in the GTS, GT4, Spyder, and Boxter 25 year models.

There is very little on a Porsche lot I’d consider buying these days, but given I had the cash laying around to plonk down on anything with a Porsche crest, you can bet it would be this.

I don’t think the fit is a shitbox. It’s a cheap functional little minivan.

Haha lived in rural VT with a fit and a family of 4 lol. 3 of us 6 feet and over. Other than mud season it was always fine. Unless you’re morbidly obese and simply can’t fit in it the car is just fine. I’ve also moved a sofa with one.

Fun to drive. Carries way more than you would think. Reliable. Inexpensive to buy and run. Ridiculously easy to park anywhere. Light, tossable, wheeee!

sounds like you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.  So please.... keep going!  I’m hanging on every word.

These questions really annoy me because I think they’re terrible and the answer is usually very obvious to people that don’t sit around overthinking things.

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I know I’m in the minority, but the soggy floppy chips at the bottom of nachos are my favorites

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand contract lounges for budget carriers. The service is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the soft product will go over a typical guest’s head. There’s also the lounge’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the…

Event is cancelled and now will be a Marine Corp band playing the National Anthem for 4 hours.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

Or just date someone named “Stacy Smith” who loves windmills. Problem solved!

This is the worst take. Not because the video review was a good thing. But because LeBron James stuck his shoulder into a driving player that he wasn’t even defending, and you think it was a charge! This is absurd. It was clearly a foul on LeBron.

Did you root for the ship in Titanic?

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Curry off the bench is dangerous. Take it from me, a guy who once ate some curry I found on a bench.