This is why people hate America.

Haha. When there’s an Allstate mayhem commercial about this topic, how can it not go wrong?

Sounds like you’re going to need some tools.

“If Cleveland did any of their homework,they’d have known that the entire character of Johnny Manziel is simply an elaborate performance art piece as performed by John Manziel about the futile and absurd state of professional sport.”

A gaggle of geese.

Grandpa, get off the internet and go back to being dead.

They’ll diversify into mobility scooters.

The noise is typically associated with brakes that are at the end of their padding, or some other issue, like rotor warping or what have you. For Porsche, the noise is actually a feature, baby.

The 987 is probably still the best Boxster Spyder.

She doesn’t fly commercial.

What they don’t want heavy slow underpowered overpriced status symbols for old people?

Over heard in HD Marketing meeting over past 5 years: “Why aren’t millenials buying our motorcycles?”

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

Many of the prominent 49ers, including Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Roger Craig, etc did not take part in the strike due to their strong feelings for Eddie Debartolo. Ronnie Lott, on the other hand, while being just as fond of Eddie as Montana, felt that his duty was to stand with his less well-compensated NFL brethren

I’ll say this about the 996 interior.

Which was 107,000 more than the previous generation 911. Luckily most companies are run by smart people and not by internet commentators.

“is... is that a picture of my undergarments on the internet!?” Mrs. Delightful Nissan Pao

Nevermind the chichones, did you go to Costco or Target?

This reminds me of the scene from “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantamo Bay” where they get caught trying to infiltrate a Klan rally. You know, when the grand high wizard takes the hoods off of Harold and Kumar and says “what do we have here” to which someone else responds “Mexicans!”

I agree. There’s nothing wrong with porn.