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Oh....snap!?

HAHA! Very funny. Except he didn’t break his leg. He tore his ACL and MCL...And PCL....And Meniscus. So...I’m too depressed to finish this joke.

Smart move unless he retires in 2 weeks...not that something like that has ever happened in SF....ever

The last time the Dolphins made the playoffs in 2008 they got bounced by the Ravens. One of the fun things you realize watching that game was that Ed Reed had a better understanding of the Dolphins playbook than any quarterback they’ve had since Marino retired

The last time anyone gave a fuck about the Dolphins is when Ace Ventura rescued Dan Marino.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

I think everyone here knows what I mean. We all know a Marcus. Marcus, in the abstract, is the guy who you’ll have over to your house on Sunday for a few hours to watch football, but you know your girlfriend isn’t going to like it. By the third quarter, and 25 references to his “ball stink” later, your girlfriend goes

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

Tre Mason right now:

And a Spacecab

you know what this car is? cheap as hell. dependable. beige as fuck.

as such it provides you with a disposable commuter car that you don’t mind when it gets dented, doored, vandalized, broken in to or stolen. you don’t mind one bit driving it on shitty ass city roads with car eating potholes.

it is a disposable

Have you ever stomped one of those air padding packs that Amazon uses? That’s what it sounds like when you run over a pigeon.

We already had space buses...

Here, I just did the research:

We all know that “Hoyt” is really Tavarish. Who do you think you are fooling???

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

The Macan is better looking than the M2.