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i’m excited to watch raiders games. they’re a fun local team. the niners broke my heart every sunday with their apathetic play and uncompetitive games. i watch sports to have a good time, and watching those niners was not fun. props to you for sticking with them. i just can’t do it anymore. “the faithful” just feels

haha, stopped caring when jed blew up the team. win or lose (and usually lose) i watched almost every game since I first started watching football as a kid in the early 90s. supporting the yorks through ticket/merch sales is just enabling that bad behavior. i’m done.

born in SF, now living in oakland. i’ll probably give up on the NFL as a whole when the raiders skip town. i’ve seen marshawn in my neighborhood a few times, which has been nice.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

switch teams, bro. despite growing up an sf fan, i stopped caring about the santa clara whiners last year and i’ve never felt better.

I’m an alumni donor to the scholarship fund. if they diverted even a penny of that to prop up the shitshow athletics program, i’d cut it off in a hot second.

Schmidt? Is that you?

Could subtract value of stock parts

A friend once told me if there’s no grass on the field, it’s okay to play in the mud.

Dropped a whole Jackson on $1 dogs when the A’s had $2 ticket Wednesdays. There were no survivors.

you wouldn’t download a gun, would you?!

if it’s dollar store sasha grey from the picture above, i’d have a go at it

+1997 Titanic

Sounds like Cleveland got steamed

But is it Front mid-engine or Rear mid-engine?!

My dad’s 1984 280ZX also did this! We didn’t take it seriously until it started to break and the voice got slow, deep, and creepy.

You need to get on those artisanal soaps. I’m never going back to commercial bars. 

+50cc’s of fun!

Especially with the Giulia topped off at 40 mph in limp mode