I got along fine with a 150cc scooter most of the time. My 600cc sportbike was too big. My Cayman is too big! Everything is just TOO DAMN BIG!

Weatherford BMW in Berkeley was mean to me. That put me off from BMW, which is too bad since I loved my E46.

Loved my boblbee when I was commuting by motorcycle. such a pain for any other use. still starred this suggestion.

Loved my boblbee when I was commuting by motorcycle. such a pain for any other use. still starred this suggestion.

DEEZ NUTZ. HA GOTEM

And that’s where we get the term “Achilles Transmission”

Sweet wrap arounds

I’ll start my own tournament. With blackjack and hookers.

Alternate take: Dressing room BJs

would be more impressed if you could graciously satisfy yourself in front of 117 of them

I think they already tried this.

+1 hand on me, Jack

I Cayman my pants. They made me buy it. I was okay with that.

checks all the boxes

OOOH THAT’S IT. GIVE DADDY WHAT HE WANTS

Undersexed white women, you say?

We’re talking about the good, light-skinned kind of asian. (my homie, Shrimp Boy Chow excepted)

At the high end of the price range, but Lexus RC F. V8 with Toyota reliability. Would eat up highway miles like a hungry hungry hippo. Also <74" wide!

this is why Tom is my favorite on Jalopnik