caymanmypants
Cayman My Pants
caymanmypants

You made the right choice. Never go there. Tell all your finance/tech bros to stop going there, too. The truly world-class food, entertainment, culture, and scenery are completely overrated. I don’t know where you are, but you’re definitely better off staying put.

I recently started making my own sourdough breads at home. I’ve got a PhD in Biochemistry and Biophysics/ 12 years of academic and industry laboratory experience, and I’ve found breadmaking hard has shit. It’s also one of the most rewarding things I’ve taken on.

Endogenouseshock is on one right now.

Yes, one would expect an investment to increase in value. Nearly any computer Mac or otherwise will surely depreciate.

For a someone who describes their work as “writing”, you sure sure have a lot of typos in a short comment!

Or like how the pretty girls just lie there and know that’s enough because you’re just happy to be there.

I know that feel, bro. The Z was a whale and the front weight bias felt like I was being dragged through the corners. My dad and uncles drove Z cars in the 70s and 80s so I really wanted to like it (I even taught my little brother to drive stick in our old 280Z). Interior fit and finish was garbage like every other

No pedestrians were injured. Questioning whether car in video is actually a Mustang.

Doesn’t stop me from eating dolphins tuna.

Like Michael Jackson said, you are not alone.

Got you, fam.

Chandler: ... He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.

My cousin grew up an A’s fan living 10 minutes from the Coliseum, but had season tickets to the Giants through work. He told me Giants’ games are where you take clients. A’s games are where you go to watch some baseball.

i’m not even from the south and i think those pickle-haters can go fuck themselves

PUT A BIRD ON IT.

When my sister and her husband bought their Odyssey for about as much as I paid for my Cayman, I knew I bought the wrong car.

LEAVE PRINCESSMONSTERTRUCK alone, you bully!

You missed a chance at “strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees"

Dude, he’s raggin on your cord!