I hope they somehow put the engine behind the rear axle of that thing.

In addition to being the Lamb of God, Jesus moonlights as an Uber driver

Waiting for this tweet:

A bunch of the taller guys I meet at PCA events need the extra legroom you get in the rear-engined 911 over anything mid-engined

Cayman GT4?

Some of us identify as mayonnaise-kin attack helicopter. *TRIGGERED*

The Vice President of Porsche shilling for his old company again.

Berkeley already has a Malcolm X Elementary

18? I know 30 year olds that can’t do this.

Does she come with the hoverboard?

I bought my PS3 out of a van in a Walmart Parking lot in Oakland. Not shady at all.

I’m the guy that is silently judging you based on what is in your cart. Does anyone really need that much cream cheese?!

Or aren’t smart enough to work as a dev. You won’t work with many stupid people coding for a big tech company.

That was rollercoaster ride of emotion from beginning to end!

*Fedora tipping intensifies*

I touch it with my right hand, which I also no longer need.

Suck it, Westbrook! Boo this man! BOOOOOOO!

Does that count as manspreading?

“I wonder what kind of trade value Joan from Payroll has”

30. Speed.