“ It’s almost as if letting your coach grow into the job can pay off! SO CRAZY.”

“Her brain was hydrated, and it effervesced with nanobubbles.”

Was at an A’s game here in Oakland. Mariners won. 12th Shams chanting “Sea-Hawks” through the Coliseum. Wrong sport, wrong attitude.

Discount Double Check!

How good is the GB roster, really? Rodgers compensates for a lot of that team’s deficiencies.

Maybe food delivery should take a page from Uber and Lyft and charge surge pricing/market rate for delivery.

BRB texting your wife ;)

Harbaugh, you just keep doing you, boo boo. You just do you.

Originally read the title as:

That’s good Ninja.

Popcorn can’t melt ACLs.

The curse of the Harbaughcolypse continues!

Obviously because Charlize Theron is South African. Checkmate, atheists.

Or maybe having Justin Smith made old Jimmy look better than he actually was.

Maybe this will teach me to pull out...into traffic.

You’re not going to believe this, but Vader is Luke’s DAD!

You must jerk it to some weird stuff when scrolling through PornHub

Listen, I don’t care if they were made in Buckingham Palace by whipping egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks.

Doug already had an Elise.