Your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.

Dick Sherman said it first, but who said it best?

I put a “Type R” sticker on my laptop for extra megahertz, yo!

What if the Panthers or Patriots this year (or some team in the near future) went “undefeated,” but tie a game during the regular season. So they go 18-0-1. Does that still count as undefeated? In my dreams, it does, and Mercury Morris has to face up to it.

Jim Tomsula’s Lifehack of the Week is a regular feature of Drew Margary’s Jamboroo.

https://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/31226477…

Even the Chevy guys have to agree with Mustang

If you claim to not know what this is, you’re a LIAR, a CHEAT, and a CHARLATAN.

Rally 240Z needs some love. It’s called the Fairlady in Japan. This car was never meant to play in the mud.

Marshawn would know what to do.

AKA The President of Porsche North America?

...I got excitement ...

Three oxfords shown in the graphic, and not a single one of them has a button-down collar?!

There are a handful of NFL teams that would upgrade at the QB position with Kaep under center. He needs to get out while he still can. Sorry to say a lot of players’ careers are going to die in Santa Clara.

NFL, please take note! A team with a losing record should not host a playoff game.

My pop bought an old LTD Country Squire V8 LTD for $500 when my uncle couldn’t afford both the boat and the tow vehicle. Spent lots of time in the third row jump seats on the way to fishing trips.

Thanks for this post. I’ve been speaking this to deaf ears for too long. No one understands me like you do, Jalopnik.

“ least 20 pretend Seahawks fans.”

I thought the Chrysler 300C was the domestic Bentley