So after the pot breathalyzer they say, 'Thanks for not driving drunk, man, try to keep this puppy above 15 mph unless otherwise posted, enjoy your 23 McChickens and have a safe evening'

Any car that has one of these.

Prius...

It'll buff right out. Or he could add a tarp and re-title it as a Solara.

Thank you for not posting a picture.

That would be pretty strange if Mazda or Volvo made a car that looked like a Lexus.

We all find our victories in any situation, whenever we can. Hooray for low expectations!

Well, with 10,000 variants to choose from, how could it not be?

Not Right.

Nice! On a side note, I saw TWO BMW's use their turn signals this morning, within the span of about 5 minutes.

NO LOVE FOR MY CREATIVE SUGGESTION: PORSCHE CAYMAN S!!

Base Cayman with no options. Pick up a used one, they're cheap now. One of the best driver's cars ever made.

Congrats on making the run! I know it had to be both boring and intense at the same time, but the feeling of accomplishment makes it worthwhile. I already knew that you would make it though.

Actually the modern car that comes closest to the NSX might simply be the Cayman. Their specs are even comparable.

I was 19 and just got my first real job. I thought buying a new car was like a rite of passage. My experience wasn't all bad, but it wasn't great either. It taught me that car salesmen have more tricks than I was aware of. Including finally negotiating the deal, then calling me back in after I had already taken…

Hmm, what have I learned from buying new cars... well, for one, never take Jalopnik commenter advice on the purchase of any new vehicle. They will undoubtedly try to steer you away from any car that meets your needs and into one that is an old piece of shit.

Like all large decisions in life, masturbate first. When you are finished if it still feels like a good call, do it.

It takes weeks. And not just casual 15 minutes here and there, but hours. You will commit time and energy to this if you're not going to get screwed.

I believe you said that YOU moved over to the right so they could pass you in the LEFT lane you were occupying, correct Matt? Or am I reading that paragraph incorrectly? And kudos to you for moving over, these people in Seattle are worst than the asshats in St. Louis, I'll never complain about people's driving at home…

Drive anywhere in Montreal for, oh, six minutes, then write this story again :D