People go over the top on stuff all the time, why not cars? Does a 22 bedroom/38 bathroom McMansion for a family of three make sense to you? Last I checked McMansions were slower than a landscaping crew, or the piece of shit Prius hogging the left hand lane.

In my defense I showed up to work on time and did a pretty good job no matter what they asked me to do. I just have a weakness, I hoon everything I get my hands on.. 35 years later and I still can't help myself. What's amazing to me, people buy rental cars I've driven. That's criminal!

Actually, come to think of it I've done a lot of dumb things in motorized vehicles, mostly when I was working as a labourer on a golf course. There is quite a fleet of specialized equipment used, and most of it is easily damaged if you decide to hoon everything they ask you to drive. What were they thinking giving me…

Had two cars in the driveway, backed out the first one and parked it across the street. Backed out the second car and hit the one I had parked a minute earlier, I had to repair two cars. Should have sued myself

I'm going to name my next dog Karl, especially if it's a female

You can buy a 2008 Cayman or Boxster for less than this thing, and they're a lot faster, look much better, and are every bit as reliable.

I would take it to a track in a heartbeat!!! Beat the fuck out of it, then leave it for the next guy who wants to fetch groceries. You can't leave cars around for us hooners for a few bucks. I smell a first world problem developing.

Can you signal lane changes, or is that optional?

When I bought my used Porsche I called the dealer and asked what it would cost to do an oil change and bleed the brakes. $540.00 That's not a typo. I did it myself for $100, but many owners would likely bite the bullet and pay for the service. Some call it the Porsche tax, I call it theft.. so yeah if Porsche…

Are you really surprised the NFL ignored this? This is a league where a star quarterback was convicted for killing dogs, sent to prison, then returned to play. There is no moral compass in the NFL, it's all about money and no one is accountable. Fuck Goodell with a taser

he killed defenseless animals, he should have been put through the same "sport" he endorsed. Fuck Mike Vick

I checked my luggage, I can put my knapsack and coat in the overhead if I choose to.

Really? I was considering trading in my Porsche for a newer model (CPO). They lowballed my current car ($6k below Blue Book) and quoted the newer car at $12k above Blue Book. Fuck Porsche, I'll never go to that dealer again.

Head firefighter, Ferrari

Everything Acura, Lexus, and Infiniti has made in the last ten years comes to mind (can you say beige?). The one car I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would buy: The Prius. It's made cheaply, and to my eye it's the most unattractive car on the road by a large margin. It makes me puke in my mouth every…

Everything Acura, Lexus, and Infiniti has made in the last ten years comes to mind (can you say beige?). The one car I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would buy: The Prius. It's made cheaply, and to my eye it's the most unattractive car on the road by a large margin. It makes me puke in my mouth every…

Everything Acura, Lexus, and Infiniti has made in the last ten years comes to mind (can you say beige?). The one car I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would buy: The Prius. It's made cheaply, and to my eye it's the most unattractive car on the road by a large margin. It makes me puke in my mouth every…