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I would imagine that someone who complains about racing games is a person who sucks at racing games - the same way that people who complain about new Call Of Duty or Battlefield games are the ones who are forced to log off their Xbox because they were so terrible at FPS games that a trash-talking 10 year old made them

Just because you suck at them doesn’t mean other people don’t.

Why does it always have to be Peggle and JRPGs for you?

Only if I can tell you about Avocado Planking

Took precisely 2 comments for a salty PlayStation user to show up - when it takes at least 8 for a vegan to tell you about their lifestyle

...and Crysis 4, natch

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What? No tears for Son Of Zorn?

Are our Zephyrian brothers and sisters less human than their non-animated friends and/or co-workers? 

A Forza 7 that equals Forza 4 in both number/types of cars, and number of drivable tracks

Regarding your self-centered opinion:

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This looks cool, but I’m kinda waiting for Bugbear to crank out a new FlatOut (none of that INO bullshit you find on Steam) or Ridge Racer

If you’re ever up Canada way, we’ll get you a nice cold beer and some hot poutine to help take your mind off your Drumpf Troubles.

Maybe some great Canadian beaver while you’re at it?

I know it gets repetitive, but...

I don’t know why everyone is bitching that Destiny 2 looks the same: anyone who’s been paying attention during the past three years can immediately point out the vastly improved graphics engine - as D1's engine had to run on 360/PS3 and then made the jump to current-gen hardware while still feeding the old hardware up

Watch in the slow-mo and it’s clear that Niskanen got his stick up for a cross check - albeit a half-assed one that was more reflex than plan

If he had just let Crosby fall into him, probably would have gotten off without a penalty

The right toppings also count to making your burger moist and tasty: some chains get that (Burger King) and some don’t, so they over compensate by using fatty ground beef (Wendy’s).

Anyone notice how this ginger guy is nearly every game now?

Came for 2) and wasn’t disappointed, so you get a star

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...and how to deal with the bright lights of the sound stage on Mars where they faked the Apollo missions

They’re actually groupings of tiny Nazi swastikas that look like age spots from a distance - since wearing the red armband would be a little too on the nose, even for this “government”