“On Friday morning, I woke up to a string of texts telling me to check Selena Gomez’s Instagram story.”

“Some people would literally burn down a building instead of going to therapy.”

Texas REALLY doesn’t like any form of drag.

For a company (based in France!) that has multiple games set during various revolutions, they sure do think they can keep treating their employees like shit.

Twitch is a dumpster fire that keeps crapping on the only people keeping it alive, the streamers.

Using a tweet with less than 500 likes doesn’t prove their point either. 

My mother miscarried 3 times, 2 of which called for life saving dilation and curettage. To this day both her and my sister (who wouldn’t be alive if our mom wasn’t able to get he 2nd D & C and wasn’t able to have one 5 years ago) are firmly anti-abortion because they have no sense of self awareness nor shame.

It seems as though the traffic hell just migrated a few miles south. 

The Mixing Bowl is chaos incarnate. 

“Hey Respawn, remember one of the best parts of the Titan Fall series?”

This dude sounds like he watched Fight Club every day and missed the point every single time.

I thought I’d never say this (looks into a drawer with a few Punisher shirts and a hat that haven’t been worn since 2016) but Disney REALLY needs to get off their asses and defend their IP.

Somebody pulled this guy out of the grays for funsies...

Someone elses.. ideally something in the company’s fleet. The clutches tend to be broken in and if something breaks (and you’re a halfway decent liar) you’re not on the hook for the repairs.

I guess the folks that were anti-seat belt and pro-indoor smoking were able to spawn a few times before exiting the gene pool. 

It better be a damn good concubine and a decent cook for $235K.

Nothing is more feminist than reducing a woman’s agency in a relationship down to “just with a guy because he has a big ole peen”

[Looks at the sales numbers for  Pokémon games that have been varying between "Not bad" and "Buggy and Stale"]

Nintendo is to video games as Hitachi is to "personal massage devices"