They also locked out Wormgod Curess because certain builds could put Mjölnir to shame.

If it weren’t for lore Daddies and Mommies, I wouldn’t know half of these stories because Bungie doesn’t do a good job presenting them in the game play.

There were literal stop signs at the end of most PA on ramps well into the 2000s so they’ve only been merging for a few years now.

I have always loved “Move Bitch” by Ludacris but I never truly understood it until I finally drove on I-285 at 3 p.m.

Sounds like someone put one of the many times Stinkmeaner from Boondocks screams that word and put it in the game.

“...Street left Blizzard in 2013 and joined Riot Games the following year.”

Dude’s been shitting his pants for decades.

“No Dice for me, but Nice Price for thee”

Alanis Morissette* can be the Shao Kahn of “Battle Arean Nickelodeon”

“I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat. ”

 As the kids like to say “Cope harder” and “touch some grass”

“... Titties and bad words and stuff.”

Another gamer endorsement I’d stay away from: Topical creams 

So she’s potentially going to lose her job for publicly celebrating a rapist being released from prison?

Game companies spent the last 20 years shoehorning multi-player (and online DRM) into every game they could. They didn't care that we didn't want it then and they aren't going to give up on the potential revenue streams now.

Joe should just head on over to Martin Luther’s Damn Near Catholic Service! He can even get his wafer and wine from a woman*

So Defector or Substack?

Isnt that Wario?