They should leave the rubble as a placeholder. Just a molten glob of bronze and a pile of broken cement. “This traitor picked the wrong side for the wrong reasons.”

“Hey, while you’re down there pulling up on your bootstraps, do you mind licking mine? No, not the toe, the sole.”

With that many members I would want a mod for every single one of those qualifiers for two reason: It gives people something to do and it would keep a lot of shit out of my inbox.

This has been a rough time for politicians... for not only exposing but also showing how red their entire asses have always been.

Oh, they thought it through.

“No, it’s just a false flag operation by the Deepstate to distract you from what’s actually going on! Now excuse me while I inject this UV Bleach I got from Alex Jones”

How sad is it that the best way to get those people to come out of hiding was to prevent them from buying lawn fertilizer and getting their hair done for a few weeks? 

Brunch. A gathering of Karens should be called a Brunch.

What kind of insensitive monster uses a boarded up building for a photo OP?

Mildly Tangy Take: The Mustang 2 looks weren’t the worst thing about the Mustang II! The worst part of the Mustang II was everything associated with it’s drivetrain.  

Considering how long it’s taken for Bungie to the Dorito ships and Prince Uldren... the fallout from that bonkers Felwinter story will likely be teased in Destiny 2: SE 24 as major plot points for the upcoming Destiny 3: Mobile Madness

More than 40 million people are unemployed and this is the guy that gets a job? Fuck this place.

Also telling is that a lot of the“Don’t Tread on Me!” folks would have cheered as the British troops opened fire in Boston on March 5, 1770.

Mike Pence’s heart grew 3 sizes this day. Which is too close to feeling affection for another man, so he will be attending an intense “Conversion Camp For Senior Politicians” next week. 

He uses every opportunity to prove that believes that he is only the president of the people who voted for him. He doesn’t like them (or anyone really) because they voted for him, he simply tolerates them because they will never hold him accountable for anything he does.

Like he cares about their feelings...

“Married with Children” was never the same after Seven was introduced. They must have been a Cosby house.

Any post about Barstool management can be summed up as such:

He probably took the condom off when he was with Stormy for the same reason...

He’s more the corny Bane from Batman Forever than he is the calculating Dark Knight iteration.