Or a partially melted crayon that is stuck on a dashboard.

Both “Uncanny Death Valley” and “Tone Deaf Valley" are likely destinations.

We’ve e seen the Rock play Danny Devito, now let’s see Devito play the Rock!

What you just described might be the plot of “Jumanji 3: Space DLC”

If she channels half of the vamp that she had in “Ragnarok” I will pre-order the golded deluxe ultimate platinum edition and the titanium season pass.

He never faught in a war and he’s not about to start now.

This dude is all of the shitty kids from Willy Wonka so the only working class stiffs he knows are the ones on TV.

“Make America Great Again” (and the shit Sara Palin was selling) has always been about making it look like Happy Days and Leave It To Beaver. A special time when Moms had dinner ready every night while looking like cover models for Good Housekeeping and not a single person of color lived on the “right” side of town.

Given Brazil’s history of taking in war criminals... it’s not a totally outrageous possibility 

“I like presidents that don't get shot in theaters."

Just wait until he gives one of these interviews next to a giant statue of Jesus.

He's got a fresh shave and a fresh dip. 

You just described the Facebook page for my neighborhood. 

Seeing how the real life Hades has been usurped by James Woods, the part of Hades will now be played by the actual Hades.

And they succeeded!

Jesus take the wheel!

Is it possible for an entire company to have ADD? Because what they do well, they do brilliantly but they get distracted by weird things, fix things don’t need fixing and forget to address major plot points while introducing minor ones.

They don’t understand that the USPS also keeps the shipping rates at other places reasonable. Or maybe that’s just “Commie market manipulation” to them, so they’ll glad pay 20-35% more in shipping to “own the libs”

Businesses can’t directly profit off of the USPS like they can off of defense contracts. Defense companies can make donations and have lobbyists while the USPS can’t have a proper union without Ted Cruz and Rand Paul screaming about Chairman Mao and Castro.

Trump: Let the USPS die!