There’s more of them:

Paint thinner fumes. Lots of fumes and not a single person in his life that loves him enough to get him help.

Damn near 30 winters worth of road salt too.

At least 55* readers were thrown off by the new voting format and cast the wrong vote.

The way I look at it, kicking them out of school does protect them. 

It’s the number of “Dr. Phil” episodes. I tried to post a picture but Kinja is behaving worse than usual.

At least 2191 counts of misconduct.

Oprah needs to come get her men and put them back where she found them.

The targeted ads for this article are perfect:

I would love to see her roast Mike Pence in a debate. He short-circuits at the thought of having a meeting with a woman, so having to debating a black woman would literally melt him. 

My mom’s fertilized eggs had a nasty habit of implanting where they weren’t supposed to. But if these idiots (who ouldn’t pass a middle school health class) get thier wish, they would ban a procedure that saved her life 45, 37 and 30 years ago. To hell with them all.

“Why do what I have done when there are all these women that need to be shamed?”

Every time I see people protesting abortion, one thought crosses my mind:

When you elect Andrew Dice Clay, the bar is pretty low.

If men were able to have abortions, they would have always been legal... for men.

At least he pointed to the head on his shoulders. 

She could be the next Press Secretary... not like we'll ever see one again.

Why is Drake Like This?

Why did this have to go all the way up to THE Supreme Court?

He was just trying to get away from his personal Karen.